Best one line sex jokes. The fisherman can sit for 2 hours, looking at the float, without moving, and he does not have enough nerves to wait just for 5 minutes while his wife is dressing up.

best one line sex jokes

Connecticut College:

best one line sex jokes

What do you call two gay Scottish dudes?

best one line sex jokes

Why was the gay embarrassed when he was caught blowing the well-hung black boy?

best one line sex jokes

I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

best one line sex jokes

This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.

best one line sex jokes

And the winner is

best one line sex jokes

While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Chanukah was becoming prohibitive for both sides.

best one line sex jokes

Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property".

best one line sex jokes

This guy is probably very dangerous.

best one line sex jokes

They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.